May 5, 2006
Buddy & Me
Well, I think Buddy is here. And he's a ghost. In my eye.
In my right eye, to be precise. For about four hours today, I could see a little flickering ghostly blob, just off from the center of my field of vision. It was this shimmery little thing, metallic gold in color, and it just sort of hung out. It was very defined and present, and aside from being a little distracting while I drove, it didn't cause me any discomfort. It was like a tiny little "check engine" light going off, except of course it was warning me that my head was about to explode.
I have no idea what Buddy the Eyeball Ghost was, or if he'll be back. I don't know if he was a result of the Beedies, or some new fun way that my body is betraying me. I have an appointment with Dr, Hottie next week, so perhaps she'll be bale to shed some light on Buddy and his mission in my eyeball.
So there you go. All you armchair doctors can go nuts telling me what sort of hideous eyeball tumor I've got now. Just remember, his name is Buddy. Buddy the Eyeball Ghost.