October 31, 2006
I looked over at her and asked, "Are you excited about Halloween?"
"Yeah," she said, not looking away from her show.
"Are you looking forward to being a witch?"
"Uh huh," she answered, clearly a little irritated that I was still bothering her while she was trying to watch baby animals on tv.
"Tell me, Schuyler, are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
She sighed and pulled her device over to her side. She quickly punched a few buttons and then hit the speak button, turning back to her television show without so much as a glance as it spoke for her in its calm computer voice.
Well. There you go.