Comments on Fighting Monsters with Rubber Swords: Things to do in Plano

God, I love the internet.

2007-04-11T19:20:00.000-05:00

God, I love the internet.

Believe me, you've missed most of the story on thi...

2007-04-11T19:17:00.000-05:00

Believe me, you've missed most of the story on this one. For the whole truth, and to see why you've all been suckered into taking part in character assassination of a really nice man, go check out www.savedarwin.com.

Lordy. And that's just about all I have to say.

2007-04-06T14:45:00.000-05:00

Lordy. And that's just about all I have to say.

"Touch my monkey."Okay, I can't believe I'm the fi...

2007-04-05T22:16:00.000-05:00

"Touch my monkey."

Okay, I can't believe I'm the first person to post that.

That backyard fence must have been a whole 6 inche...

2007-04-05T17:36:00.000-05:00

That backyard fence must have been a whole 6 inches high for an alligator to scale it! What the hell? Alligators are not exactly the best climbers!

And the line, "you look totally guilty" busted me up, Rob. Too funny!

Well, now that McKinney is the new Plano, Plano ha...

2007-04-05T15:20:00.000-05:00

Well, now that McKinney is the new Plano, Plano has to do something to stay in the limelight.

You live in the best town.

2007-04-05T07:37:00.000-05:00

You live in the best town.

Only in Texas??? LMAO :) Love it.

2007-04-04T19:09:00.000-05:00

Only in Texas??? LMAO :) Love it.

My sister lives in Plano. I wonder if she's aware...

2007-04-04T17:22:00.000-05:00

My sister lives in Plano. I wonder if she's aware of this monkey man...

ok.....this is the funniest thing i have possibly ...

2007-04-04T15:50:00.000-05:00

ok.....this is the funniest thing i have possibly read all year....and an aligator in Plano? who knew?

Soon they'll be fighting it out with the bobcats and the nutrias. Plano has a surprisingly interesting food chain, apparently.

ok.....this is the funniest thing i have possibly ...

2007-04-04T14:15:00.000-05:00

ok.....this is the funniest thing i have possibly read all year....and an aligator in Plano? who knew?

That alligator must have had a really, really good...

2007-04-04T13:09:00.000-05:00

That alligator must have had a really, really good reason to leave...

You know, it's worth reading the original arrest s...

2007-04-04T13:05:00.000-05:00

You know, it's worth reading the original arrest story, too. Otherwise, you might miss quotes like:

The brawny man is inked with tattoos dedicated to the 8-year-old rhesus macaque monkey – two images flanking his back and the animal's name etched on his arm.

...and my personal favorite:

Mr. Crawford said Friday that the third alligator somehow scaled the backyard fence in the summer.

He hasn't seen it since.

Clearly I have misjudged Plano.

I suspect "monkey porn" is going to disappoint a f...

2007-04-04T13:01:00.000-05:00

I suspect "monkey porn" is going to disappoint a few googlers.

That's just...that's just...Good grief, people in ...

2007-04-04T11:09:00.000-05:00

That's just...that's just...

Good grief, people in North Texas see porn everywher ein everything.

I want to hear what the other guy said.

Now back to LMAO "monkey sex."

You know, I had a recent satirical blog post about people objecting to the HPV vaccine for sexual reasons and I used the phrase "monkey sex."

You'd be surprised how many search engine hits that brings. Or, maybe after this, not. LOL

Now this was a post worth reading! ahahahahahahah...

2007-04-04T08:57:00.000-05:00

Now this was a post worth reading! ahahahahahahah

I have some monkey haters in my pack of friends: monkeys are scary, monkeys are mean, etc.

Wait until they get a look at this article!